Fuzzy's Funk

Fuzzy's Funk 

[Intro – Crowd Chant / Bards]
🎶 Bards sing his name… FUZZY! FUZZY! 🎶
🎶 Legion sings loud… FUZZY! FUZZY! 🎶

[Verse 1 – Funk Rap Flow]
Guild recruiter, liaison, the squire with the plan,
Discord maestro with the beats in his hand.
Hack of the grind, yeah, he’s always in the wire,
Training up the rookies, set the Legion on fire.

Sexy ninja shadow, tank or blade insane,
Switch it up quick — greatsword brings the pain.
Remnant blood thick, Trojan crown on his brow,
In Vienta town square, just standin’ there now.

[Chorus – Funk Groove, Vesper Vocals]
I see you, Fuzzy… standin’ in Vienta all day.
I see you, Fuzzy… makin’ Trojans laugh that way.
Envy the funk, envy the flame,
Bards sing forever, they remember the name.

[Verse 2 – King Frost Rap / Playful]
Funny bloke vibe, always throwin’ that tease,
But when the fight breaks, he cuts ‘em at the knees.
Low CP learners get the training from his hand,
Trojan mentor, Remnant blood, best in the land.

Ninja girl stance, double daggers at the side,
Or shield on the front, let the squad take pride.
And when the banners rise, you hear the halls shout —
“FUZZY in the Legion, that’s what it’s about!”

[Bridge – Call & Response, Bard/Funk Mix]
🎶 Who’s got the funk? — Fuzzy’s got the funk! 🎶
🎶 Who trains the squad? — Fuzzy brings ‘em up! 🎶
🎶 Who holds the line? — Fuzzy, watch him shine! 🎶
🎶 Sexy ninja shadow, Trojan through time! 🎶

[Final Chorus – Both, Funky Anthem]
I see you, Fuzzy… standin’ in Vienta all day.
I see you, Fuzzy… makin’ Trojans laugh that way.
Envy the funk, envy the flame,
Bards sing forever, they remember the name.